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I have been waiting for this for 84 years
It is…how you say a…metaphor
Look at those glances! Not neither me nor jean can handle it. I think the ereri tag needs this.
It was a matter of time
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing in your mouth and then, uh, you kill people with it.
but why would you even give him the waterbed
he had scissors
rushing to copy ur friends homework because theres no more time
do you have a girlfriend? girlfriend? no, not really my area. oh right then. do you have a boyfriend? which is fine by the way. i know its fine. so you’ve got a boyfriend? no. right. okay. you’re unattached like me. fine. good.
i read this and my first thought was “haha one of those ‘awkward flirting’ funny text posts” and then i realized this was an actual conversation from the first episode of sherlock
Deep down, I knew he wasn't lying. The look in his eyes... told me so. And I believed him.
Even now, I still do.
I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell
I was on the verge of tears when I got to the cashier so yeah, that’s messed up
my presence on tumblr is like Kurokos on the court